The most strenuous thing I did today, or yesterday for that matter, was trying to pull my wallet out of my back pocket at the KFC drive-through. That, is by all means,

truly pathetic.

You Guys Are Stupid.

Personally, I think Andy's route map page thing, is the best.

"LOOK AT IT! My map rocks. It's not done yet, but it's still cool as crap (and we all know how cool crap is!). Anyway, when it's done you'll be able to click on the individual state and that'll bring up a bigger more detailed state map with our general route marked out so crazies can find us. I like cheese. We should have a contest where you can pick a point on *the map and if one of us dies there you win. They're would be rules, like who is going to die at that point and how will they die, kind of a death lottery. I was watching TV and they showed these guys trying to get away from the cops and they tried to take a corner too fast and went up this little hill in front of a bank and they fley about fifteen feet in the air and crashed through the wall of the bank while they were still in the air, it was really cool.

*this has no signifigance whatsoever (and I'm not sure if I spelled "signifigance" correctly?, I could use the spell checker but I'm a busy man."

Time for a brand new episode of ...This, Is Your Life.

















Isn't this fun?
Answer: No.

Tune in around 7:30 am or 4:30 pm. Welcome to my nightmare.